Tattered Bits of Brain

A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal

Margaret Sanger would be proud.

In my cynical sort of way, in my worldly jaundiced sort of view, I must admit to this perception of the humanitarian crisis in Burma.

I think that they are stalling aid on purpose.

When you are ruling via an oppressive military dictatorship, the less people you have to rule, the less people you have to manage, to rule, to control and contain.

I honestly believe that one of the core reasons that the Burmese government is stalling aid shipments is to reduce its population. Less to feed, less to control, less opportunities to foment discord and potential revolt.

I can’t see any other logical reason.  But then again, I’m at tad jaded.

And then again…prove me wrong.

May 10, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Blitherings | | 1 Comment

The Most Self-Explanatory Post Ever.

May 7, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Celebrities, Nut Jobs, Politics | | 1 Comment

I’m all about embracing diversity

In the interests of embracing diversity and giving a not to the progressives and appeasement crowd, I’ve decided that it’s finally time for me to get on board the PC train.

There is a time-worn old axiom which goes something like, “Treat others as you would like to be treated,”  also known as “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

So, in the interests of fairness, I’ve decided to treat Muslims just exactly like they treat Christians and Jews.  I’m going to watch their culture, their teachings, listen to their Imams and read their writings on how to deal with and interact with Jews and Christians, and take my cue from such guidance as to how best to deal with and interact with my Islam brethren.

Wouldn’t that be the height of sensitivity and culture awareness?  Learn from them.  Let their culture guide me as to how best to deal with those not of my faith, yes?

So, the next time a Muslim makes a statement critical of my faith?  I’m only hoping I can respond in the most ”culturally appropriate” way possible.

April 28, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Celebrating Diversity, Christianity, Nut Jobs, Politics, Utter Inshanity! | | 2 Comments

They’ve finally found me…

Yes, the asian Pen1s spammers have found me.  I’ve managed to keep my personal email account spam free for years by never using it to register for anything on a website.  One time, ONE TIME I slip up used it to get an account.  I’m not sure, but I think it was WebShots so I could upload some pictures.  Stupid stupid stupid.

Now I’m getting five or six emails a day from “Mary Wilson” or  “Bobby Keene” or “Miles Miller” promising me that “It doesn’t have to be long and thin!” or “Gain Additional Centimeters” or “Your endurance is her excitement!

I have no doubt that were I ever to click on one of these links that my computer would immediately be flooded by all manner of spyware and malware and all my passwords downloaded to some Chinese hacker’s database. 

So, as a rule of thumb, don’t EVER use your private email for anything on the Internet.   Or have a really good spam filter if you do.

April 28, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Rants | | 1 Comment

And ya know, I’m just thinking…

After reading about the big hullabaloo down Tejas way with regards to a certain polygamist cult, I began to find myself a wondering…

Whyizzit that when a black man has multiple children with multiple women, it’s just a sad statement about our culture, perhaps a failure of the system to properly educate on birth control and benefits of monogamy, etc, etc, etc,

But when a white Mormon does it, it rates a raid by the ATF and HHS?  Isn’t this dude really just one really prolific BabyDaddy?

Mah brutha from anutha mutha and all that?

Seriously.  Why, when its some poor minority dude knocking up multiple women without marrying them, we shake our collective heads and cluck our tongues ever so dispiritedly, but we send in SWAT to get a white guy with a big compound?

I’m not saying either one is right, I’m just a tad perplexed about the seeming disparity in treatment.

 

April 22, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Celebrating Diversity, Parenting, Politics, Random Thoughts, Women | | 3 Comments

Must like cats, tofu, and walks on the beach…

Taking a quick break from painting myself as the next All-That-AND-a-Bag-Of-Chips.  Writing resume bullets and the “Summary of Qualifications” paragraphs seems a little too much like writing a personals ad.

“I led this, organized that, instituted this, managed that, yada yada yada.  I also enjoy sunsets, classic rock, and I’m still way hung up on ’80’s  hair and angora sweaters.  Oh, and I totally ROCK at Guitar Hero!”

It’s just weird.  You seem to constantly be taught not to get too stuck on yourself, be humble, don’t get stuck up or brag on yourself too much.  Then it comes resume time and you end up writing your own biography in such glowing and hyperbolic terms that one has to wonder if the man’s head will fit through the door when he comes in for an interview?

It’s not really so much lying as, well, maybe embellishing?  Not even really that, because it’s all true, but around the day to day workplace it’s the kind of stuff you pretty much take in stride.  It’s all just sort of expected, I guess.  And now I have to turn around and make it sound like I single-handedly steered the corporation off the rocks of ruin, instituted radical and innovative new policies that revolutionized this and identified this heretofore unseen error that saved the company thousands/millions/whatever.

I just feel kind of, I dunno, sleazy.  Kind of like a used-car salesman.  I may not think that the car is all that great, but boy, I sure gotta make the customer believe it.  Maybe I just really AM that humble, and so tooting my own horn just feels wrong.  Or maybe it’s a self-esteem thing, where I don’t fully acknowledge the value and achievement of all the things I really have done and continue to do.  Probably a bit of both, I suspect.

Anyway.  Back to it.  So, what’s another word for “stupendous?”  I’ve already used that one too many times…

April 22, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Blitherings, Random Observations | | 1 Comment

Circling the Drain

Perhaps you heard about this. Well, turns out, Rach called it.  It’s all just a put-on as part of an “performance art project.” 

Yale Officials Conclude Student’s Shocking Claim of ‘Abortion Art’ Was ‘Creative Fiction

 Let’s take a quick look at all the myriad ways that this whole thing is just amazingly, appallingly, disturbingly wrong.

First of all, let’s examine the basic premise of this individual’s “art.”

Yale University officials issued a strongly worded statement Thursday night explaining that a student’s shocking claim that she had artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” and then took drugs to induce miscarriages for her senior art project was “creative fiction.”

Let that sort of sink in for a minute.  Someone within the vaunted halls of academia, those hallowed bastions of higher learning and enlightenment, decided that this was a legitimate foundation for her senior art project.

“She is an artist and has the right to express herself through performance art,” Klasky wrote.

And then, the school administration BACKS HER UP ON IT!

Sure, there’s freedom of speech, but then there is also public censure.  There still exists (though it is becoming increasingly blurred) that line between what you CAN say and what you SHOULD say.  Even if I grant that this student has a right to “perform” this, that doesn’t mean that we, collectively, as a society should accept, condone, or encourage it.  Social censure is a valid and effective tool for keeping nutcases like this under wraps.  Rather than being lauded or defending for her “daring vision” or some other such poppycock, she needs to be booed, and mocked and laughed at, pitied, and most definitely referred for psychiatric evaluation.   Because clearly, this woman is a deeply disturbed individual.  Given the new sensitivity to closet crazies on college campuses after Virginia Tech, why is someone who is clearly this deeply conflicted and psychologically unstable not being handled with much greater concern?

The stomach-turning display will be showcased next week — complete with depictions of blood samples and videos purporting to be from the terminated pregnancies…Shvarts described her project to the Yale paper as a huge cube hanging from the ceiling and swathed in plastic sheeting smeared with her blood from the reported miscarriages. Videos taken of what the college student claimed were self-induced abortions in her bathtub will be projected both on the cube’s sides and on the gallery walls.

This sounds like something right out of some insane asylum or B-movie horror flick!!  A woman is smearing blood everywhere, posts photos of herself nominally have abortions in a bathtub, assuming, I’m sure that she’ll be covered in all manner of vileness herself to “make a point.”  Folks, does this realllllly sound like anyone you want walking the streets, or hanging out at the local coffee shop with your daughter?  Maybe dating your son?  YEEEIKES!!!

But Shvarts has said the goal of the project is to encourage debate and discussion about the connection between art and the human body.

That’s like me saying we should start gassing Jews again in order to open a discussion about the connection between the release of natural gas and global warming.

Or that I’m going to drown a bunch of kittens and string their sodden corpses from trees to highlight the various types of animal representations used in Pre-Columbian art.  I’ve taken quite a few art appreciation and art history classes in my day.  They talked plenty about the treatment of the human form in art, from Reubens and Degas to Michealangelo and friends.  Never really saw the need to stage mock abortions to get the point across, you know?

Oh, but then it gets REALLY rich.  First we have the freedom of speech and expression argument.  Which then gets deftly hijacked even further into the “woman’s right to chose” meme.

“This ‘project’ is offensive and insensitive to the women who have suffered the heartbreak of miscarriage,” NARAL’s communication director Ted Miller said in a statement.

Ah, yes.  The sensitive, caring souls at NARAL, so concerned about the emotional impacts this might have on those who have suffered the pain and loss of a miscarriage.  While certainly valid and commendable, it seems to ring a bit hollow to me.   This artist didn’t say she was using miscarriages.  She said she was using material from ABORTED FETUSES.  See, this is how bass-ackwards and screwed up these people are.  If you lose a baby from a miscarriage, it’s a tragedy, because the baby was probably wanted.  If you destroy a baby with an abortion, it’s a woman’s right, and socially responsible to boot because clearly the baby was unwanted, and is better off never having been born, k?  In the first case it’s a “miscarriage.”  In the second case, it’s a “removal of tissue.” 

Moral relativism at its finest.

Alvarez, who spoke about the project before the university had announced it was a work of fiction, said a real endeavor of this kind in the name of art would be offensive, harmful and insensitive, especially to women who face difficult choices about pregnancy or who aren’t able to conceive.

“Anybody who trivializes a woman’s choice to terminate a pregnancy is really not contributing anything positive to these matters,” he said.

Trivializes” the choice to have an abortion?!  Coming from the spokesman for that very industry?! From the people who brought us “fetus” and “mass of tissue” and “removal procedure?” to help softcoat what’s really happening down there?

That this mentally unbalanced student is permitted to go forward with this project, even in its not-really-abortions phase, is both alarming and deeply saddening.  That people like this ass from NARAL see it only as being “disrepectful” or “trivializing” abortion is both infuriating and all too predictable. 

There are some days I’m just embarrased to be a human.  On a related note, I’ve decided that the Category tag “Religion of Pieces,” which I had formerly used to describe the religion of beheadings, female circumcision and suicide bombers, will now be much more appropriately used for abortion topics instead.  Or, as the apologists at NARAL and such like to call it, “Dilation and Curettage (D&C)“.

This society is sooo heading for the frickin’ bilge sump.

April 18, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Abortion, Celebrating Diversity, Education, Nut Jobs, Politics, Rants, Religion of Pieces, Utter Inshanity!, Women | | 2 Comments

A Tattered Bit o’ Nuthin’

Well, blogging is forecast to be light to mediocre around here for a while.  Life is a changing, and changing big.  I had rather thought that I’d be staying in Okinawa for another year, but now it looks like that ain’t really gonna happen.  Soooo….NOW I have to frantically begin to pull all the pieces together I need to not only drop back to the civilian world, but also move this whole gypsy wagon back to the states.  Oh, did I mention I don’t have a place to live yet?  Or a job lined up?  Yeah, it’s kinda like that.

So, while I actually DO love blogging, believe it or not, it’s one of the things that’s going to have to kinda of go on hold a bit longer.  Can’t say I won’t EVER find a few minutes to knock something out, but can’t say I WILL either.

That said, have you noticed how more and more product labels are bi-lingual now?  Everything from my “Pure Life” bottled water, to my package of Chewy Runts, to the can of Turkey Chili on the shelf.  What’s funny is that in their desire to be all bi-lingual and multi-cultural, they pack so much gobble-de-gook on the damn things that it ALL becomes freakin’ illegible.

Is this a sign of a sort of general cultural acquiesence to the now-established fact that there are so many, uh, “immigrants” in this country who don’t speak enough Englais to read a soup label that we now have to print it in hispanish, too?  Is it basic economics?  The ESL crowd has become such a burgeoning demographic which what they can’t be ignored by the profit motivated corporations?

Welcome to this country and all, but hey, learn to speak the fucking language, ok?  Pardon my Francais.  This is A-M-E-R-I-C-A.  We speak E-N-G-L-I-S-H here.  They probably should have mentioned that on the brochure, eh?

Oh, and news flash for the apologentsia for the La Raza and Reconquista crowd.  If I see you taking down an American flag and trying to put up a Mexican flag?  Especially if it’s at a post office on other US GOVERNMENT PROPERTY? Well, let’s just say that as a serving member in this country’s armed forces, I am bound by oath to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic.  So, when you raise a flag over our soil, which by long-standing tradition is meant to signify ownership, I will treat it as an act of aggression against the US government.  And as such, when I take a baseball bat to you and your friends, it won’t be a hate crime.  It will be defending sovereign US territority against occupation by foreign insurgents.  And here’s the cool thing…I’m trained to do just that.  Keep.  That.  In.  MIND!!!

You take down my flag? I take you down.  Cause and effect.  Life has consequences. 

[/soapbox]

Well, sorry about that.  Sorta.  But the more and more I read about how so much of our society is just turning up its teats to the slow insidious takeover by a foreign power (come on, tell me you really don’t think there’s a whole lot of Mexican politics behind the continuing tidal wave of mexican “immigration?”), all in the name of political correctness and appeasement.  Just makes my blood boil.

April 15, 2008 Posted by Steve B | ACLU, Blitherings, Celebrating Diversity, Nut Jobs, Politics, Rants, Utter Inshanity!, War | | 2 Comments

From the, “Well, uh Yeah. Friggin’ ‘OOOPS!’” Dept.

Vodka Maker Apologizes for Ad Depicting Southwest as Part of Mexico

Oh, was that my OUTSIDE voice?

Absolut cluelessness.

April 6, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Blitherings | | 3 Comments

This Just In - Bush Losing Ground On Declaring Dictatorship

AP (Associated Progressive) - Insiders within the White House are reporting a growing sense of unease as election time draws near.  It is feared that Pres. Bush is running out of time suspend democratic elections indefinitely and to declare martial law.  Rumors abound as to what the President has up his sleeve for the next big “event” to justify the crackdown, however, after almost eight years in office, some seem to feel that he might be waiting just a bit too long.  “Of course, that might all just be part of his precise and compricated pran,” suggests one insider, who asked to remain nameress.

It is widely assumed that the push for a Bush Junta is all but a foregone conclusion, with a military takeover followed closely by the suspension of the Constitution and declaring himself King For Life.

However, as November looms on the horizon with few brewing catastrophes, and a large chunk of the military deployed overseas, there is some uncertainty as to whether Pres. Bush will follow through on the mandates of his Illuminati handlers.

Followed by his utter failure to round up all all the gays and lesbians during his eight years in office, members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy are losing confidence that Bush will have time to set up the next round of terrorist attacks required to enable him to set aside the rule of law for the “duration of the current emergency.”

We’re all just hoping that he’s secretly been working behind the scenes to wire it all together, you know, like he did with the Twin Towers,” confides a highly-placed official within the administration.

Time is short.  Time is short.

April 6, 2008 Posted by Steve B | Nearly News, Politics | | 1 Comment