I, for one, am firmly throwing my support behind the campaign to re-elect John Howard.
What’s that, you say? He’s actually the Prime Minster of Australia? Well, shee-oot, boy. Don’t need to be lettin’ nothing like that slow us down, now do we?
That boy has clearly got it going on. He’s everything we wish our Republicans would be.
I need a button for my lapel, and a sign for my yard. And a bumpersticker.