Let me ask anyone reading this: did you know anyone in your school who was known for trying to get everyone to like them? Did you think they were great people or did you laugh when you heard they were stuffed in their locker by one of the jocks? Get ready for America to be stuffed in a locker.
Go read the rest of it here. Go. Now. Okay, fine. Pretend Obama says so.
Ah, that’s better.