Things I Don’t Understand

Posted: September 20, 2007 in Blitherings

A list, in brief, of some of the things in this world that I just can’t seem to wrap my brain around:

  • Towels you aren’t supposed to dry hands with.
  • Soaps you aren’t supposed to wash your hands with.
  • Couches you aren’t supposed to sit on.
  • Rugs you aren’t supposed to walk on.
  • Candles you aren’t supposed to burn.
  • Non-alcoholic beer.
  • Someone getting upset because you got food on the tablecloth.  Isn’t a tablecloth supposed to keep food off the table?  If you don’t want to get any food stains on it, why is it on the table, underneath the plates?
  • Pillows you aren’t supposed to sleep on.
  • Grass you aren’t supposed to walk on.
  • Trees you aren’t supposed to climb.
  • A girl who has clearly put quite a bit of time, effort, and no small amount of padding, trusses and straps into setting her cleavage ever so tastefully on display, but then gets all huffy when I look.
  • Guy is talking on a cell phone.  In the middle of Starbucks.  I snicker at something he says into the phone.  He gives me a dirty look, puts the phone against his shoulder and huffs, “Do you MIND?” like I invaded his privacy or something.  And then goes back to talking on the cell phone.  In the middle of Starbucks.
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