Hear tell, Rosie O’Donut and her crowd of feminazis, as well as many other shrill slices of the liberal hemp-wearing set figure that Christians and Muslims are all wrapped up in the same “religion = terrorism” wrapper. Well, let’s just take a gander, shall we?
| List of Muslim Terrorist Organizations, as of April 27, 2005
Abu Nidal Organization (ANO)
| List of Christian Terrorist Organziations
Army of God (AOG)
Yup, reg’lar peas in a pod we is. Why jus’ yesterday ol’ Marvin, whats been leadin’ the choir and teachin’ the 4th Grade sunday school fer all those years, all up and strapped a couple sticks o’ dynamite to hisself, like them there Duke boys wuz always shooting out dem crossbows or whatever they was. So anyways, Marv walks into the brand new Piggly Wiggly, screams “Jehovah is Great!” …and then sets the whole durn mess off in one gigerntic whallapin’ kerblooie.
Now, I coulda told anyone what asked that it wuz bound to happen. What with him getting all holy-roller and charismatic and the like. One minute yer talking ’bout get all baptized in the Spirit, next thing you know your blowin’ a WalMart all ta kindlin’. Damn extremists!