Twitter go bye-bye

Well, the old workplace Netstapo has finally got around to blocking Twitter, so, yeah.  THAT was fun while it lasted.

In lieux of actual blogging…

I give you this humorous stuffs stolen/acquired from internet emails.  Because I am nothing if not entertaining.
My new bumpersticker:

How to brighten your day:
OW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will [...]

Introspective, yet fulgent with the promise of Paprika.

Though decidedly ill-considered, the new “concept car” did have a certain appeal.  It’s swept back windshield, resembling nothing so much as a pair of Bolero sunglasses folded in half after being crushed repeatedly beneath the expansive posterior of a Jenny Craig dropout, the rakish cut of the front suspension, all pulleys and gears and animatronic [...]

So, about this whole “writing” thing…

So, anyway, I’m thinking of getting a little more serious about my writing.  Does anyone know of any, like, contests or fun types of writing related things out there on the interwebs (or ITRW) for submitting your writing, or just challenging yourself?  I’m mostly interested in Fiction/Sci-Fi, but I’m willing to consider other genres as [...]

And on a lighter note…

Posh Spice Totally Looks Like Sleestak

BWAHAHAAA!  Splutter, snort milk into nose, spew coffee on monitor.
This site is officially one of my new favorites.
Pamela Anderson Totally Looks Like Bride of Chucky

and one more..,.
Stephen Colbert Totally Looks Like Bob Saget

No really, this is the last one…
DJ Qualls Totally Looks Like Doby

This one took me a sec…

BWAHHAAAA!

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I’m tired.

..and I’m sick of moving.  We moved into our house a month ago tomorrow.  We are still unpacking.  Although, at this point it is more of an exercise in find places for all of the crap we’ve unpacked.  German houses have very little built in storage space, so we’ve spend a good chunk of change [...]

Whinging Alert

The Brits and Aussies have a great word.  “Whinge.”  Or “whinging”in the adverb tense.  To carry on persistently, often about otherwise trivial matters.  In American, we say “gritching,” or “bitching” or “bemoaning.”  So, just in the way of a friendly heads-up, I’m fixing to do a bit of whinging and carrying on and the like.  [...]

“Terror at the Mini-Mart”

“Do you take checks?”
“I’m sorry, sir, no checks.”  He felt a sudden tightness in his chest, the first hints of a panicky fear.  Oh please, dear god, no.
“Uhmm….Credit Card?”  he ventured hopefully.
“No, sir. Cash Only, I’m afraid.”  The tightness became a vise around his ribs, crushing against his heart.  He gulped once, then twice, and with [...]

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