This Just In – Bush Losing Ground On Declaring Dictatorship

AP (Associated Progressive) – Insiders within the White House are reporting a growing sense of unease as election time draws near.  It is feared that Pres. Bush is running out of time suspend democratic elections indefinitely and to declare martial law.  Rumors abound as to what the President has up his sleeve for the next big “event” to [...]

News Roundup

Global Warming Rears Its Ugly Head

Midwest Storm Closes Airport, Expected to Bring 16 Inches of Snow

Ah, yes, of course you uneducated troglodyte.  Global Warming, er, Climate Change is responsible for all manner of “extreme weather.”
Handy that.   Flood?  Drought?  Snow Storms? Heat Waves?  Yup, all global warming’s fault.
But…but….but…I thought the people LOVED him? 

Venezuela’s Chavez Defeated in [...]

Nearly News – 7/26/07

House moves to free jailed Border Patrol agents
Popular TV doctor relocates to be closer to the case.
Democratic hopefuls snub moderate group
Because, you know, they’re the party of the people.
Power failures darken downtown San Francisco
Religious Right claims responsibility, makes veiled references to “Gomorrah.”
Report: First Guantanamo trial a ‘charade’
Findings recommend using ‘Pictionary” next time instead.
Reporter stitches [...]

Apropos of nothing

Somewhere along the line I picked up “The Wink.”  You know, that slight twitch of an eye (mine happens to be the left) when you are passing someone you know in the hallway, and on some subconscious level,  a mere “Hey!” doesn’t seem quite sufficient.  So you maybe add in a subtle head nod, and [...]

21 things NOT to do while the police investigate your wife’s disappearance…

Police Name Craig Stebic ‘Person of Interest’ in Wife’s Disappearance 
Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that he was recently seen yucking it up around the pool with a hottie female reporter in a bikini?  You know, as she “discusses the case” with him?  I guess we all handle our grief in different ways.
Kind of [...]

WHY do you make me DO this?!

Or… “Debunking Global Warming Hysteria Made Easy.”
In the interests of full disclosure, let me admit full on and up front that I am not a scientist.  I don’t have the technical credibility to contradict a prevailing school of thought on global warming on any kind of scientific or academic basis.
However.  I AM fairly proficient at stringing [...]

Now HERE’S something you don’t see every day…

Woman charged with using baby as weapon
A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said.
…
???
The fu…?
Dude
AND..
From the “Why Do You Make Me DO This” Department:
Iran Blames U.S. for Alleged North Korean Nuke Test
North Korea’s nuclear test [...]

Headlyin’ Newz

From CNN:
“Suicide Bomb” at Iraq party HQ kills 9, injures 36
New specialty drink served at popular Rave hotspot tainted with a bad batch of Mezcal. 
Aussies on lookout for ugly sheep
“All the good looking ones are already taken.”
France ‘faces high terror threat’ 
Considers immediate surrender to be the best course of action.
‘Explosion of diversity’ sweeps U.S.
Except of [...]

It ain’t just the Lebanese

Tabloid apologizes over ‘Dirty Harry’ photos
It had claimed the photos were taken this summer at London nightclub Boujis, a favorite haunt of the two princes, the sons of heir to the throne Prince Charles and the late Princess Diana.
But after a protest from Charles’ office, the paper was forced to print an apology on Wednesday, [...]

Nearly News – 6/29/06

Palestinians Claim to Have Biological Warheads 
At a press conference today, Mutha Faq’r, spokesman for the People’s Popular Islamic Uprising Liberation Front Of Judea And Rotary Club (PPIULFOJARC) issued a statement on the behalf of Hamas claiming that the forces of Jihad in Palestine and all the, uh, “occupied territories being crushed under the jackbooted heels [...]